My kids love The Pigeon and other Mo Willems’ books.
The Pigeon has a special personality which is why I was glad to find that he has a twitter account called @The_Pigeon.
The Pigeon is a very clever creature. He does a “Photo Phriday” tweet every Friday. He also has a different way of thinking about things so I compiled a list of 22 of my favorite Pigeon tweets over the last year for your enjoyment.
And by the way, I keep saying “he” because I verified that The Pigeon is a male here.
Whenever I go to a sporting event I like to support my team by chanting, “We’re hashtag one!” repeatedly.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) August 8, 2015
Reasons I will NOT be joining the @cavs: 1. I have no idea what that means. 2. See 1.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) July 7, 2015
Melon Collie. pic.twitter.com/yFD5WNzDvb
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) May 31, 2015
Whatever doesn’t kill you leaves you substantially weakened & vulnerable to subsequent attack.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) May 11, 2015
Throwbackwards Thursday. pic.twitter.com/VlqBYA0hW3
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) April 2, 2015
Just imagine how furious they’ll be when they find out about asteroids. pic.twitter.com/E7bOBRupvs
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) March 20, 2015
The Queenstown resto had paper on the table; hence the Blue Crayola Wrapper Tufted Kiwi: pic.twitter.com/qPZ9XsWgXg
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) March 17, 2015
The sockets in New Zealand are sad & surprised. pic.twitter.com/EFpcfsVBep
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) March 12, 2015
Right when I’m starting to feel like a unique individual @NPR informs me they’re made possible by people JUST. LIKE. ME.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) February 25, 2015
Simple should not be confused with Easy.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) February 17, 2015
Valentines advice: while they are equivalent, it is preferable to say “I love you more than ever” than “I used to love you less”. — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) February 13, 2015
I’m pretty sure the 2nd part of this sign says “substandard hot dogs” pic.twitter.com/uPyo9EwO8W — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) February 8, 2015
FEELS LIKE “PARTY” pic.twitter.com/THPikoHZRs — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) February 4, 2015
If there was a scandal where someone vandalized the entrance to the founder of Microsoft’s home it would be called Gates-Gate-Gate. — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) January 28, 2015
That, and the lack of indoor plumbing… pic.twitter.com/jCDdrEBUIr — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) January 22, 2015
If it walks like a duck & looks like a duck & smells like a duck & sounds like a duck, it must be a really good duck impersonator. — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) January 4, 2015
A nighttime haiku: The moon outside now Eternal, like me waiting For my dog to poop.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) January 3, 2015
Marine Biologists are impressive. You’ve got to respect someone who can be a full time soldier and working scientist at the same time.
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) December 15, 2014
Daylight savings time ends tomorrow, so get ready for some serious daylight spending! — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) November 1, 2014
Light travels faster than sound. Also, it doesn’t have to pay extra for its first piece of luggage. — Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) October 29, 2014
When Edison had his 1st flash of inspiration for the light bulb, what popped up over his head?
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) September 28, 2014
I’m starting think my drawing table lamp is scheming… pic.twitter.com/GsapZHlcHT
— Mo Willems’ Pigeon (@The_Pigeon) September 22, 2014
Let me know which Pigeon tweet was your favorite in the comments below.
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